{"id":1888,"date":"2009-12-31T12:58:42","date_gmt":"2009-12-31T12:58:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gravityjack.com\/?p=1888"},"modified":"2023-12-06T12:59:00","modified_gmt":"2023-12-06T12:59:00","slug":"beam-me-up-bro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gravityjack.com\/news\/beam-me-up-bro\/","title":{"rendered":"Beam me up bro"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Jack likes to wakeboard, Jack likes Star Trek &#8211; Jack likes this wetsuit.<br>Do you think it would be strange to wear this to our morning SCRUM meetings?<br><br>They are the real deal, not fake wetsuits. Each wetsuit is custom made and tailored to your exact measurements and are available in three colors: Command Yellow, Science Blue, and Engineering Red. Uh do you really want to wear red? Those guys never come back from the planet.<br>Live Long and Prosper<br>Jack<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jack likes to wakeboard, Jack likes Star Trek &#8211; Jack likes this wetsuit.Do you think it would be strange to wear this to our morning SCRUM meetings? They are the real deal, not fake wetsuits. 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